Publish date: 2024-02-25

Rumors have been circulating about Lady Gaga being a hermaphrodite ever since a concert video revealed a small, mysterious bulge where any Gaga that was actually a Lady would have no bulge. Not one to shy away from publicity, Lady Gaga has mostly danced around the subject in interviews – laughing at the rumor but never flat out denying it.

Though still not denying it in words, LG denied it in the good ol’ American way – by shoving her nearly naked crotch in our faces on national television. You don’t even have to look very closely to know a night with Lady Gaga would not include a tearful rendition of “The Crying Game:”

There’s no word what this will mean for Woody Allen’s gender-bender flick starring Lady Gaga.

It’s kind of sad to see this rumor go. I feel obligated to replace it with something.

Got it! Lady Gaga has a crack problem:

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